The People Who Organise Scumball

Eeeh, I remember when this was all trees as far as the eye can see, now it’s all been pixellated-over with an introduction to Scumball’s Organisers Omi and Jon.

Main organiser Omi keeps Britain's unhinged motorheads Scumballing. Carnivore, Abba-fan, telepathic Skum-Führer Omi has hand crafted the finest sub £1,000 blat across Europe and pant-cacking experience at the 'Ring in lightly shagged motors money can buy. Granted freedom of the city of Darlington in 1973, his skills include an encyclopaedic knowledge of E30 BMWs, an ability to perform 'horse-whispering' and a GCSE in Afrikaans. Few people know he was a page-boy at Elton and David Furnish's wedding and is on first name terms with ex-Blue Peter and 'Duncan Dares' presenter Peter Duncan. Oh yes, Omi can often be found smoking, with a hangover, performing voodoo on figures of disgraced BMW designer and habitual sodomist Chris Bangle. Omi's day job entails being a body double for tennis-ace Maria Sharpova, and doing the Geordie-lite voiceover on Big Brother, y’know "Day 3, Tipex entahs the diary roooom" - that one. Omi can be found at the head of the Scumball pack, in a steaming BMW, ignoring cosmetic vandalism to students' 7 series in the basement car-park in Brussels and telling us all to grow up while hiding a wry grin and a semi. God bless Omi and all who sail in him.*

Organiser "The Jon" is better known for being the younger brother of once-funny TV Comedian Lenny Henry. Resident of Wakefield, it's no co-incidence that his name rhymes with Marathon, Polygon and "Where's me pint gone". Contractually obliged to plug Audi, he’s a gR8 enthusiast of all things with four rings and would Q7 hours to buy Neckarsulm's lastest offering, only to grow bored of it and chop it in a week later for something else from a garage on the A6 near Loughborough. When not at his day job insuring people's cars, Jon is an international Buckaroo referee, overseeing the tense 2007 final between Dame Tanny Grey-Thompson and the keyboard player from Kaiser Cheifs with great finesse. He also oversees the financial aspect of Scumball and ensures that disgruntled hotel owners, concerned ferry operators and reluctant race-track owners allow free passage of Scumball each summer. Jon pushes back sexual boundaries, drives 3 figures fast, and will deny enjoying a bit of line-dancing at weekends.*

A host of minor players completes the cast of Scumball, none of whom should be touched with a bargepole, including: Student-hating taxi-racer Tipex, Dorset's owner and all-round posh bloke Mook, Slade-soundalike GTI nut Biff, Ulrika-stalking MX5 fan Duisberg and many other happy enthusiasts of squeezing the last few drops of fun from the sub £1k cars you lusted after as a kid.*

* Some inaccuracies may not exist in this misinformation.

		Eeeh, I remember when this was all trees as far as the eye can see, now it’s all been pixellated-over with an introduction to Scumball’s Organisers Omi and Jon. Main organiser Omi keeps Britain's unhinged motorheads Scumballing. Carnivore, Abba-fan, telepathic Skum-Führer Omi has hand crafted the finest sub £1,000 blat across Europe and pant-cacking experience at the 'Ring in lightly shagged motors money can buy. Granted freedom of the city of Darlington in 1973, his skills include an encyclopaedic knowledge of E30 BMWs, an ability to perform 'horse-whispering' and a GCSE in Afrikaans. Few people know he was a page-boy at Elton and David Furnish's wedding and is on first name terms with ex-Blue Peter and 'Duncan Dares' presenter Peter Duncan. Oh yes, Omi can often be found smoking, with a hangover, performing voodoo on figures of disgraced BMW designer and habitual sodomist Chris Bangle. Omi's day job entails being a body double for tennis-ace Maria Sharpova, and doing the Geordie-lite voiceover on Big Brother, y’know "Day 3, Tipex entahs the diary roooom" - that one. Omi can be found at the head of the Scumball pack, in a steaming BMW, ignoring cosmetic vandalism to students' 7 series in the basement car-park in Brussels and telling us all to grow up while hiding a wry grin and a semi. God bless Omi and all who sail in him.* Organiser "The Jon" is better known for being the younger brother of once-funny TV Comedian Lenny Henry. Resident of Wakefield, it's no co-incidence that his name rhymes with Marathon, Polygon and "Where's me pint gone". Contractually obliged to plug Audi, he’s a gR8 enthusiast of all things with four rings and would Q7 hours to buy Neckarsulm's lastest offering, only to grow bored of it and chop it in a week later for something else from a garage on the A6 near Loughborough. When not at his day job insuring people's cars, Jon is an international Buckaroo referee, overseeing the tense 2007 final between Dame Tanny Grey-Thompson and the keyboard player from Kaiser Cheifs with great finesse. He also oversees the financial aspect of Scumball and ensures that disgruntled hotel owners, concerned ferry operators and reluctant race-track owners allow free passage of Scumball each summer. Jon pushes back sexual boundaries, drives 3 figures fast, and will deny enjoying a bit of line-dancing at weekends.* A host of minor players completes the cast of Scumball, none of whom should be touched with a bargepole, including: Student-hating taxi-racer Tipex, Dorset's owner and all-round posh bloke Mook, Slade-soundalike GTI nut Biff, Ulrika-stalking MX5 fan Duisberg and many other happy enthusiasts of squeezing the last few drops of fun from the sub £1k cars you lusted after as a kid.* * Some inaccuracies may not exist in this misinformation.
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